Overnight mugging is officially added to Nicholas' 10 worst experiences in his life, coming just under

that " fateful night at OBS"

which I believe many ppl knows cos I like to complain about it hahahaha

and...

Nicholas is growing fat from eating junk food and lotsa mian

i love mian!

meefen mian fujian mian :D

Since i'm in the mood, i shall now talk about my top 10 worst experiences =)

10. Airport mugging---- the fucking horror... of discovering u're stuck there WITH NO TRANSPORT HOME AND A STACK OF BOOKS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

9. OBS camp- turn left, i see a big mouth yawning. close my eyes, some woodlouse tried digging its way into my ear, and i swear there's like 20 others on all parts of my body. plus =), we are half sumerged in water in the tent AHaha- PAWNED COS I JUST FLIPPED HERE AND THERE FOR 3 HRS DEN DECIDED TO SPEND THE REST OF THE NIGHT OUTSIDE WATCHING THE MOON. Very very horrible. I meant the mouth part.

8. Peeing in the lift when I was primary 1. Cos playground was filled with girls hahaha. I DID NOT PURPOSELY PEE. I just cant help it when my house was on the 12th floor and I oreadi sprinted down from the bus to the lift with 100% bladder capacity ^^

7. That talent time show in sec 3. I swear that scarred me for the rest of the life haha. Balancing chair act pawnage!

6. Urinating through a bloody sewn up urethra. LOLOLOLOL. Mr Frankie.

5. Meeting the parents of that idiot whom I punched in Primary 5.

4. when the entire school know I punched that idiot HAHAHA

3. when 30 indians chased after me on that fateful night. But I outran them ^^

2. breaking up with the love of my life, and dreaming of her almost every night. that intangible feeling when u wake up.

and the moment u have been waiting for...















NUMBER 1.




























































its reserved for midlife crisis =)


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Sunday, July 20, 2008; 6:15 PM