I'M THE FAT CAT. AND YOU ARE ALL LITTLE RATS =)

My Friend, Nigel

Nigel is my good friend too
I knew him since I was primary 2
The first time we met, we went for a duel
At the basketball court we raced like 2 meng nius

Geylang Methodist Primary School
was the institution for these 2 fools
Aljunied was our home and playground,
we ran around the neighbourhood making all sorts of sounds

Now we had both made it to Dunman High
and now he became very zai
walao eh, he some dua tao CI
can someone please pass me a cream pie
I cant stand his face sometimes so zhuai!
but ok la, in his uniform he still look quite shuai

That time he say we pang seh, we 4 got girl
LOOK WHO'S TALKING, MR NIGEL
but it's about time you find true love,
someone to tame you and calm your nerves

Congrats to my good friend, he now can drive
With his new skills, beware of overdrive
"FETCH ME HOME AFTER A LAN PARTY"
His kaki chorused in unison, damn naughty

But Nigel is a good guy we all must know
He will certainly help you, and like a pro
So I just wish him all the very best
WILL YOU ALL STOP NIAOING ABOUT HIS ASS

hahahahaha =)
now you know nigel

Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Friday, September 26, 2008; 8:37 AM